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[Lead-In]
Four, three, two, fuck you.

Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic--
Strider's beats are best suited to Trolls Hooked on Phonix!

[Verse 1]
Karkalicious definition makes Terezi loco
She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo.
Dyin' just to know the flavor
I ain't doin' her no favors
No reasons why I tease
Her flush just comes and goes like seasons.

[Hook 1]
I'm Karkalicious (so delicious)
No, I don't DO Kismesis.
And if you read any fanfics
All that shit is fictitious.
I blow kisses (mwah!)
Don't matter if we're just moiraills
Trolls be lining down the Veil for a chance to fill a pail
(Four, three, two, fuck you.)

[Chorus]
So delicious (Super sweet)
So delicious (Fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
So delicious (Even Egbert wants a piece o' me)
I'm Karkalicious (l-l-l-l-like candy, candy)

[Verse 2]
Karkalicious def-,
Karkalicious def-,
Karkalicious def- (Goddammit, Doc Scratch, stop fucking around with my mic-)
Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy.
Nepeta's always squealin'
Cutesy pet names like Karkitty
I'm the K to the A, R, K, the A, the T,
And the majority of pairings had better include me

[Hook 2]
I'm Karkalicious (so delicious)
My body stays vicious
All the Highbloods feelin' nervous 'cuz I'm doing some fitness
Zahhak's my witness (*whistle*)
Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail
And he'll be needing all the towels 'cuz I'mma make him sweat pails
(Four, three, two, fuck you.)

[Chorus]
So delicious (Super sweet)
So delicious (Fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
So delicious (Even Egbert wants a piece o' me)
I'm Karkalicious (Now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out)

[Bridge Thingy]
Baby, baby, baby,
If you really want me,
Honey get some patience.
Maybe then you'll get a taste.
I'll be tasty, tasty,
I'll be laced with lacy,
It's so tasty, tasty,
It'll make you crazy.

[Pointless Spelling]
T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty, T to the A to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the--

I'll just spell it out FOR you!

[Rap - Yes, really.]
All the time I turn around trolls gather round always sniffin' at me, wanna guess the

color of my blood.
I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up any drama, little fucker I just don't want

you to know.
And I guess I'm coming off as just a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the

secret's fucking awesome.
But I'm tryin' to tell, it's a secret that I just don't wanna tell.
Terezi says I smell...

[Hook 3]
Delicious (so delicious)
No, I don't DO Kismesis.
And if you read any fanfics
All that shit is fictitious.
I blow kisses (mwah!)
Don't matter if we're just moiraills
Trolls be lining down the Veil for a chance to fill a pail

Four, three, two, fuck you.
My body stays vicious
Zahhak's been feeling nervous 'cuz I got down to business
Nepeta's my witness (Meow~!)
I'll even let her First Ship sail
Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail

[Chorus]
So delicious (Eridan, see)
So delicious (You can trust me)
So delicious (I'll help you be)
I'm Karkalicious, l-l-like candy, candy
It's so delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
I'm Karkalicious, (She says my blood is like candy, candy)

[More Pointless Spelling]
T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty. T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin'tasty
T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty. T to the A, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the,
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the, E to the, L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the--

[Now Get ANGRY]
Now, wait just a motherfucking second!

Do I seriously have to spell this shit until the end of the fucking song?

I mean, whoever fucking WROTE the original never had access to spellcheck I guess

because T-A-S-T-E-Y does NOT spell tasty. Was this Fergie douchemuffin illiterate or

something?

What do you MEAN human rap artists are the only ones brave enough to write their own

grammatical trainwrecks and call it music!? What the fuck even is Will Smith doing?

HE DOESN'T THROW DOWN SICK FIRES ANYMORE!?

Fuck this shit, I quit.
  • Mood: Promiscuous
  • Listening to: Beyonce- Diva
  • Reading: Vampire Kisses
  • Watching: Nuffin
  • Playing: Rp Awesomeness
  • Eating: Nothin
  • Drinking: Water
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QcumberQueen Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
four, three, two - fuck you
lii2ten up you all
thii2 2hiit ii2 iironiic
2triider2 beat2 are be2t 2uiited to troll2 hooked on phoniix
captorliiciiou2
defiiniitiion
make2 karkat ragiing
he want2 to know the 2ecret
that he cant fiind on my computer
dyiing ju2t to know the fun thiing
ii aiint doiing HIIM no favour2
no rea2on why ii tea2e hiim
ii ju2t feel liike iit
iim captorliiciiou2
(2o deliiciiou2)
no ii dont do kii2me2ii2
and iif you read any fanfiic2
all that 2hiit ii2 fiictiitiiou2
ii blow kii22e2
(mwah)
dont matter iif were ju2t moraiil2
troll2 be liiniing down the veiil for a chance to fiill a paiil



I have no life.
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NightshadeLikesToCry Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What do you get when you're in a very sophisticated room, listening to this, and your friend is next to you? A very embarrassing moment when the bridge comes on and your friend 'accidentally' unplugs your headphones. /)_(\
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DeadMan800 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
sadly happened to me once..
//icrieveritim//
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LittleSchoolGirl Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014
Your friend should realize the epicness of the song then 
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LOLZlilly20911 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014
yes
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HomestuckBlackButler Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Love this!
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Mallowfactor Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014
you know that moment when your listening to this in the library and your friend next to you is a scumbag and unplugs your headphones? 



yea, just had one of those moments
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LunaEclipse2468 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014  Student Interface Designer
sang it out loud. LOV IT!!!!
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MiyokaChan Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Student Artist
XD I  sang it out loud 
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XxKuroXOkamixX Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014
Best.....song.....evar X3
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