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[Lead-In]
Four, three, two, fuck you.

Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic--
Strider's beats are best suited to Trolls Hooked on Phonix!

[Verse 1]
Karkalicious definition makes Terezi loco
She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo.
Dyin' just to know the flavor
I ain't doin' her no favors
No reasons why I tease
Her flush just comes and goes like seasons.

[Hook 1]
I'm Karkalicious (so delicious)
No, I don't DO Kismesis.
And if you read any fanfics
All that shit is fictitious.
I blow kisses (mwah!)
Don't matter if we're just moiraills
Trolls be lining down the Veil for a chance to fill a pail
(Four, three, two, fuck you.)

[Chorus]
So delicious (Super sweet)
So delicious (Fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
So delicious (Even Egbert wants a piece o' me)
I'm Karkalicious (l-l-l-l-like candy, candy)

[Verse 2]
Karkalicious def-,
Karkalicious def-,
Karkalicious def- (Goddammit, Doc Scratch, stop fucking around with my mic-)
Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy.
Nepeta's always squealin'
Cutesy pet names like Karkitty
I'm the K to the A, R, K, the A, the T,
And the majority of pairings had better include me

[Hook 2]
I'm Karkalicious (so delicious)
My body stays vicious
All the Highbloods feelin' nervous 'cuz I'm doing some fitness
Zahhak's my witness (*whistle*)
Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail
And he'll be needing all the towels 'cuz I'mma make him sweat pails
(Four, three, two, fuck you.)

[Chorus]
So delicious (Super sweet)
So delicious (Fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
So delicious (Even Egbert wants a piece o' me)
I'm Karkalicious (Now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out)

[Bridge Thingy]
Baby, baby, baby,
If you really want me,
Honey get some patience.
Maybe then you'll get a taste.
I'll be tasty, tasty,
I'll be laced with lacy,
It's so tasty, tasty,
It'll make you crazy.

[Pointless Spelling]
T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty, T to the A to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the--

I'll just spell it out FOR you!

[Rap - Yes, really.]
All the time I turn around trolls gather round always sniffin' at me, wanna guess the

color of my blood.
I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up any drama, little fucker I just don't want

you to know.
And I guess I'm coming off as just a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the

secret's fucking awesome.
But I'm tryin' to tell, it's a secret that I just don't wanna tell.
Terezi says I smell...

[Hook 3]
Delicious (so delicious)
No, I don't DO Kismesis.
And if you read any fanfics
All that shit is fictitious.
I blow kisses (mwah!)
Don't matter if we're just moiraills
Trolls be lining down the Veil for a chance to fill a pail

Four, three, two, fuck you.
My body stays vicious
Zahhak's been feeling nervous 'cuz I got down to business
Nepeta's my witness (Meow~!)
I'll even let her First Ship sail
Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail

[Chorus]
So delicious (Eridan, see)
So delicious (You can trust me)
So delicious (I'll help you be)
I'm Karkalicious, l-l-like candy, candy
It's so delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
I'm Karkalicious, (She says my blood is like candy, candy)

[More Pointless Spelling]
T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty. T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin'tasty
T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty. T to the A, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the,
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the, E to the, L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the--

[Now Get ANGRY]
Now, wait just a motherfucking second!

Do I seriously have to spell this shit until the end of the fucking song?

I mean, whoever fucking WROTE the original never had access to spellcheck I guess

because T-A-S-T-E-Y does NOT spell tasty. Was this Fergie douchemuffin illiterate or

something?

What do you MEAN human rap artists are the only ones brave enough to write their own

grammatical trainwrecks and call it music!? What the fuck even is Will Smith doing?

HE DOESN'T THROW DOWN SICK FIRES ANYMORE!?

Fuck this shit, I quit.
  • Mood: Promiscuous
  • Listening to: Beyonce- Diva
  • Reading: Vampire Kisses
  • Watching: Nuffin
  • Playing: Rp Awesomeness
  • Eating: Nothin
  • Drinking: Water
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:iconskywolfcat:
skywolfcat Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
A little but of these  lyrics are incorrectcx
In the spelling the e accutally has to be there. T to the A to S-T-E-Y fucking tasty 
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QcumberQueen Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
four, three, two - fuck you
lii2ten up you all
thii2 2hiit ii2 iironiic
2triider2 beat2 are be2t 2uiited to troll2 hooked on phoniix
captorliiciiou2
defiiniitiion
make2 karkat ragiing
he want2 to know the 2ecret
that he cant fiind on my computer
dyiing ju2t to know the fun thiing
ii aiint doiing HIIM no favour2
no rea2on why ii tea2e hiim
ii ju2t feel liike iit
iim captorliiciiou2
(2o deliiciiou2)
no ii dont do kii2me2ii2
and iif you read any fanfiic2
all that 2hiit ii2 fiictiitiiou2
ii blow kii22e2
(mwah)
dont matter iif were ju2t moraiil2
troll2 be liiniing down the veiil for a chance to fiill a paiil



I have no life.
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NightshadeLikesToCry Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What do you get when you're in a very sophisticated room, listening to this, and your friend is next to you? A very embarrassing moment when the bridge comes on and your friend 'accidentally' unplugs your headphones. /)_(\
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:icondeadman800:
DeadMan800 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
sadly happened to me once..
//icrieveritim//
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:iconlittleschoolgirl:
LittleSchoolGirl Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014
Your friend should realize the epicness of the song then 
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:iconlolzlilly20911:
LOLZlilly20911 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014
yes
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:iconhomestuckblackbutler:
HomestuckBlackButler Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Love this!
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:iconmallowfactor:
Mallowfactor Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014
you know that moment when your listening to this in the library and your friend next to you is a scumbag and unplugs your headphones? 



yea, just had one of those moments
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:iconlunaeclipse2468:
LunaEclipse2468 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014  Student Interface Designer
sang it out loud. LOV IT!!!!
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:iconmiyokachan:
MiyokaChan Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Student Artist
XD I  sang it out loud 
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:iconxxkuroxokamixx:
XxKuroXOkamixX Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014
Best.....song.....evar X3
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:iconsassybabe465:
sassybabe465 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
do you know the name of the original song? :3
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:iconbluestarrfire:
BlueStarrfire Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
The original song is Fergalicious :3
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:iconsassybabe465:
sassybabe465 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
OH god, it was killing me!!!!!!!! i remembered the tune from something >.<
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:iconsunflowerdragon:
SunflowerDragon Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
`(._.)´
<)♋️)\/  
../  \
./    \
K A R K A L I C I O U S

`(._.)´
\/(♋️(>
../  \
./    \
D E F I N I T I O N :

`(º³º)´
<)♋️)>
../  \
./    \
M A K E S   T E R E Z I   L O C O
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:iconmikaellakun:
Mikaellakun Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014   Digital Artist
iM SO HAPPY BC I JUST SANG THE WHOLE SONG OMG
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:iconredcat-and-neko:
RedCat-and-Neko Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014
same here! ^^
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:iconhappykawaiiemma:
HappyKawaiiEmma Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
His blood is like  candy candy! <3
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:iconmaddythehero737:
MaddyTheHero737 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
God Dammit KarKat..
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:iconmiseryofsouls:
MiseryOfSouls Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Karkitty lol beep beep meow
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:iconleanapie:
LeanaPie Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Karkat <33
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:iconlucifer6661:
lucifer6661 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013
P-p-pail!!?:iconblushu2plz:
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:iconlordnightmareotaku:
LordNightmareOtaku Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I know........ >\\\\\\\<
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:iconlucifer6661:
lucifer6661 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014
omgthiscomment'ssoold 
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:icongrimdarkphysciatrist:
grimdarkPhysciatrist Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
The voice of the singer isnt really my headcanon, but he did a great job.
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:iconsparkyxxnemo:
SparkyXxNemo Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Did you know the singer of this song is actually a girl?
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:icongrimdarkphysciatrist:
grimdarkPhysciatrist Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Omg no???
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:iconsparkyxxnemo:
SparkyXxNemo Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yep, it's a girl XD
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:iconboringfruit:
BoringFruit Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
well she did the best job evr
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:iconsparkyxxnemo:
SparkyXxNemo Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
yeah, shes really good
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:iconwolfsango:
wolfsango Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013
xp i sang it and listened to it durig phyisics this morning. didnt realize i was singing until someone told me. between strider be mine gfdi and this i has a brain overload!
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:iconnightmareangel4evr:
NightmareAngel4evr Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
That's adorable. 
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:iconwolfsango:
wolfsango Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013
what me? lol i know!
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:iconnightmareluna22:
NightmareLuna22 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013
I am a karkat in a flowerfest chat i made and dave made me sing this 
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:iconcreepypasta143:
Creepypasta143 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013
FUCK ME DAVE AND HIS MATESPRITE AVE HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR EVERYONE FUCKASSES MADE ME FUCKING DO IT!!!!! (Ave): Now Karkat wasn't are fault the ironic nature help always does always will where's my grape juice and shades swear I just had them *squints eyes* Dave back-up shades shits like a baboon with a radh on his ass blockin shit and another baboon comes trying to take his place and he can't throw his fucking shit to get the other away *dave brings shades and grape juice*
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:iconsebastianakuma:
SebastianAkuma Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
What the fuck even is Will Smith doing?
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:iconpontiac1968:
Pontiac1968 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
was i the only one who started playing the song and singing a long?
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:iconfistofshadow:
FistOfShadow Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
We all did my dear.
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:iconpontiac1968:
Pontiac1968 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
yay! i'm not alone! it's quite a good song, but it always makes me blush for some reason :blush:
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:iconharmonicglare:
HarmonicGlare Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Welp, Karkitty does that to us all sometimes. :iconpervykarkatplz:
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:iconpontiac1968:
Pontiac1968 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
yes, he has a nack for that, doesn't he?
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:iconharmonicglare:
HarmonicGlare Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
XD yup!
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:iconmelissadg:
melissadg Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013
YES

you are Karkalicious.
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:iconravenkittyartist1:
RavenKittyArtist1 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
omg i love this
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:icondaglaceongal:
DaGlaceonGal Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
For some reason I think the songs spells tasty: "tastey" ಠ_ಠ
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:iconnightmareangel4evr:
NightmareAngel4evr Featured By Owner May 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
It does.
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:icondaglaceongal:
DaGlaceonGal Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
oh nvm i never listened to the full song. but still when he spells it dont forgrt the "e" :3
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:icondaglaceongal:
DaGlaceonGal Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
forget
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:iconarualiaa:
Arualiaa Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*:33< furget
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:iconlilarocksbwahahahaha:
LilaRocksBWAHAHAHAHA Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
XD I love this!
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