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7 Minutes in Homestuck Heaven: Karkat You pulled out a little folded piece of paper. Unfolding it, you saw that it said, "FUCK YOU" in bold letters. "Karkat!" yelled Dave, gesturing for him to come up. Oh no. You got Karkat. Not only was he THE worst person to be stuck in a closet with, but he was also your crush. As he stomped into the closet without saying a word, you got up bracing yourself for what was to come. You expected a rant, so you figured, what if you started ranting first? Would he react? You decided to find out.

As soon as Dave locked the door, you yelled, "Why do I have to be stuck in this closet? Why can't it be Liliana? This is such a pathetic game. Wh

More Than Just A Moirail Karkat x Reader PART FIVEYou looked at the figure that was infront of you. Your moirail, Karkat was there!
Wait, why was he so pissed off...
He looks different, with bright coloured hair and bright clothing...
"Oh shit," muttered Eridan. "He's gone trickster,"
And with that, a creepy grin spread onto Karkat's face as he lunged towards you.
"No!" You screeched, as Eridan dived infront of you, protecting you.
"IT IS FUCKING AMPORA YOU LIAR!!" Karkat shouted.
"Karkat calm down! Nothing happened!" Eridan said.
You ducked, then balled up as you felt hands, with sharp nails dig into your back. You screamed at the pain, literally, as a swoosh of bright red ran by your eyes, which were now blurry with tears. You suddenly fell to the ground, landing with a soft thump. Adam was all of a sudden holding Karkat back, as Eridan swooped you up, bridal style.
"No! No! Stop!" You screamed.
You remembered the voices.
Yes, those voices.
They had been bothering you ever since Adam left you, but you were strong enough to push them

More Than Just A Moirail Karkat x Reader PART 4"Because, I don't have to. Matesprites don't check that kind of stuff." He again continued to smile.
Wait.
Hold on one mother fucking second.
Did he just say Matesprites?
"Back up there a second!" You almost shouted in his face.
His smile immediately dropped, and you had a horrible feeling in your gut. You couldn't stand to make someone feel this way. "I w-was jokin' anyw-ways."
You hugged Eridan, in an attempt to make him feel better.
"What's wrong?" you asked softly.
"Nothin' I w-was just bein' stupid 'n' all. Tryin' to save you so I w-would have someone." he looked to his feet.
No Eridan stop! Stop being this way! Stop stop stop! Don't do this! You're making you feel bad.
"Wait, did you bring me into this house?" You ask.
"I found you here?" he questioned your statement.
"I fell asleep in the poppies..." you muttered, as you heard a swooping noise.
Suddenly Adam appeared, his arms crossed, and his face was fucking upset as hell. "You are SO lucky I'm your sprite!" he spat in your fa

Teach Me To Play [Karkat x Reader]You sit alone in your room, seated on your bed with your laptop beside you. You just spent a good hour scrolling through your Tumblr and DeviantArt before deciding you needed something to do other than stay online all day. You logged into pesterchum to see that Karkat was online. You smiled faintly to yourself as you opened a chat with him.

--[chumHandle] [CH] started pestering [carcinoGeneticist] [CG] at 13:00--
[CH]: Hey Karkat!
CG: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT NOW [F/N]?
[CH]: Just as charming as usual I see!
[CH]: I was just wondering if you were doing anything today.
CG: YOU MEAN OTHER THAN HAVE TO SIT THROUGH A SHITLOAD OF ASSHOLES RAMB

[HS] Eridan x Reader [Tides of Hope] Part 5

-- trollTag [TT] began trolling cuttlefishCuller [CC] at 09:27

TT: Feferi, what is Eridan's trolltag?
CC: ) (is trolltag? W) (at could you possibly want t) (at for? Well, I mean otter t) (an to talk to ) (im.
CC: Assuming you actually WANT to talk to ) (im?
TT: Yes, actually, I do.
CC: U) () (...Are you being serious or...?
TT: Yes.
TT: Something attracts me to him like…
CC: Like you're flus) (ed for ) (im.
TT: Well I just
TT: …Maybe.
TT: Ugh I don't fucking know.
CC: I t) (ink it's reely cute! 38D
TT: asdfghjklwertyuiopzxcvbnm
CC: ) (e) (e, I knew it!
TT: I don't know what it is with me and Seadwellers, but I always

More Than Just A Moirail Karkat x Reader PART 3"_-___, I-I-I'm your moirail! I would do anything to protect you from filling a bucket with Sollux fucking Captor." he calmed down.
"Would you be mad at me if I told you I liked a troll then?" You asked softly.
Karkat's face changed from astonishment, to anger in a matter of seconds. "WHO THE FUCK IS IT? IT BETTER NOT BE FUCKING SOLLUX BECAUSE IF IT IS, I SWEAR TO GOG, NAME." He yelled at you.
"No, it's not Sollux." you replied, walking away from Krab-Cakes.
You felt your eyes well up, but you didn't dare let a tear spill. "THEN WHO THE FUCK IS IT? he yanked you around by the shoulder.
There was an intense moment with you two. Your faces were just inches apart as you studied his angered expression. "I was just asking," You lied. You were a horrible liar.
"It's fucking Ampora, isn't it?" he asked much calmer than before.
"No, it's not Eridan Ampora." You laughed at such an idea.*
"I'll make you a deal to get you talking," he started. "I'll tell you who I like, in a Red-Rom way, as long

Teach Me To Play P2 [Karkat x Reader][I don't get it, you're so fucking annoying]
You wrapped your arms around him, returning his embrace. After a few querulous beeps from the game menu, Karkat pulled away and sat there, just staring at you, waiting for a response.
Or trying to peer into your soul. They were rapidly becoming an equally uncomfortable notion.
Now is my chance.

"Karkat, I…”
I should tell him how I feel!
Nope. The words you wanted to say have booked a five day, four night vacation in your throat and no amount of traditional bribery will reverse their reservation.
Meanwhile, Karkat half raised his hand from your back in the universal are you choking and should I do something about it pose.
“… have s-something I need to talk to you about…"
Well. You may have said it with all the grace and flair of a stuttering camel on a treadmill, but at least he put his hand back down on your back.
Screw heat packs, this was much nicer.
Beep? Beep-beep?

His e

Karkat x Reader ~ River Tubing Arc 2 Part 3"D'you like it," you asked Karkat with a huge grin as he hungrily ate the pancakes. He glared when you stifled a laugh.
"Where are your bandages?" Oh. Those. Time to try to lie.
"It's a fire hazard to have something like that hanging off of your body, so I-I took them off," you smoothly managed. You weren't sure that that was actually true, but it wasn't technically a lie. He rubbed his temple in response.
"Since when did you have any concern over anything like that?" Shiiiiiiiit....
"...S-since I, er.... s-since..."
"Put the bandages back on." Aw hellllll no.
"No! 'M not going to! You can't make me!"

Karkat x reader - I'm not really angry part 2Slamming open your front door, you burst into your (hive/house) sobbing uncontrollably. You run upstairs quickly before your (mom/dad/lusus) can stop you, and you flop on your bed; curling up slightly while hugging a pillow. He hated you!! He -hated- you!! You thought that, maybe, you two were finally getting along on some level...but the truth was you were nothing more to him than a pile of shit!! How could you be so -stupid-??

You lie there for awhile and eventually cry yourself to sleep.

-----

Meanwhile Karkat leaves his hive full of angry, scolding people in search of you. He felt his heart breaking at the sight of your face when he sa

Unworthy ~ Karkat x Reader

She, so forgiving, so sweet, and he so angry and bitter. Karkat still had a hard time understanding why she stayed with him, when she obviously deserved much better. Every time he ranted, or yelled, or cursed, she was there with a reassuring hand on his shoulder and a kiss on his cheek. He’d never get it, but he could sure as hell hope that the day that she wised up never came.

Karkat could count on one hand the redeeming qualities about himself, while he’d need the entirety of the troll race to even begin to mention (Name)’s perfection. God, he was such a bad troll, who needed to be culled and how did he get so lucky?
Ever

A Love For Gaming - Sollux X Reader"Ha! That'th three for Thollux and zip for ____."

You groaned and leaned back in your chair. Why did he have to be so good at this game? You and one of your closest friends, Sollux, were in your room battling head to head in Call of Duty. You didn't think that was the kind of game he would be into, but surprisingly he played it even more than you did. Sollux had immediately taken over the bed when he walked in the room so you slunk into your video rocker. It was your favorite seat in the room anyway since it could lean all the way back. Slowly kicking your foot on the ground to rock the chair, you grumbled and began setting up the next roun

Pudding - Karkat X ReaderYou sat down on the couch in your living room with a spoon in one hand and a pudding cup in the other. Putting the spoon in your mouth
you reached up to turn off the light, leaving only the light of the TV for you to see. Tonight was going to be your nice and easy
night. You were dressed in your most comfortable pajamas which consisted of a light weight tank top that didn't quite cover your
stomach and your favorite pair of light blue briefs. Because it was the middle of summer and it was quite hot at night, you normally
slept without pants on. Besides, it was really comfortable. You had popped in one of your favorite movies, Love and O

Gamzee x Reader Circus pt 1

Gamzee x Reader Circus Pt 1

You walked home from school so excited it was a Friday. You weren't allowed to get to your computer on school nights and you wanted to watch some fun videos because lately you were quite bored. Little did you know somebody was watching you. "So ShE's BoReD, wElL i CaN fIx ThAt" He whispered to himself.

When you opened your front door to find somebody you haven't seen in your entire life. He had black hair and makeup on. A black shirt with weird spotted paints."Um who are you and what are you doing in my house?" You said surprisingly calm in this situation. "I'm GaMzEe!" Gamzee said and handed you some kind of cir

[HS] Eridan x Reader [Tides of Hope] Part 4

     The next morning, you felt drowsy and completely out of it. Oh shit, that's right. You ate some weird pie last night that Feferi told you to stay away from, though you had already eaten it. After that, everything was a blur. Wait a minute…This wasn't Sollux's hive…Whose was it?

     "Oh, so you finally, uhh, woke up!" You squinted your eyes at the figure that spoke and then immediately recognized who it was. It was one of the Trolls you became acquainted with the other night.

     "Tavros!" Your eyes immediately lit up, glad it was his hive you were in

Bro Strider x Reader: SLENDERMAN!You shivered as you clicked the Slender icon on your desktop. You knew you were going to regret this to the final days of your natural born life. You readied your heart so it wouldn't have a heart attack, and then you waited for it to open. You then stared at the start menu before a thumping sound was heard. You immediately screamed.
"SLENDERMAAAAAN!"
You breathed heavily and gathered yourself before you came downstairs. Looking around nervously, you crept over to the door and took a 20 dollar bill from your pocket. You then swung the door open and threw the 20 dollar bill at whoever it was.
"Uh, thanks…?"
You look up at the sungl

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Karkalicious Lyrics

by ~NightmareAngel4evr, Feb 16, 2012, 3:19:49 PM
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[Lead-In]
Four, three, two, fuck you.

Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic--
Strider's beats are best suited to Trolls Hooked on Phonix!

[Verse 1]
Karkalicious definition makes Terezi loco
She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo.
Dyin' just to know the flavor
I ain't doin' her no favors
No reasons why I tease
Her flush just comes and goes like seasons.

[Hook 1]
I'm Karkalicious (so delicious)
No, I don't DO Kismesis.
And if you read any fanfics
All that shit is fictitious.
I blow kisses (mwah!)
Don't matter if we're just moiraills
Trolls be lining down the Veil for a chance to fill a pail
(Four, three, two, fuck you.)

[Chorus]
So delicious (Super sweet)
So delicious (Fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
So delicious (Even Egbert wants a piece o' me)
I'm Karkalicious (l-l-l-l-like candy, candy)

[Verse 2]
Karkalicious def-,
Karkalicious def-,
Karkalicious def- (Goddammit, Doc Scratch, stop fucking around with my mic-)
Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy.
Nepeta's always squealin'
Cutesy pet names like Karkitty
I'm the K to the A, R, K, the A, the T,
And the majority of pairings had better include me

[Hook 2]
I'm Karkalicious (so delicious)
My body stays vicious
All the Highbloods feelin' nervous 'cuz I'm doing some fitness
Zahhak's my witness (*whistle*)
Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail
And he'll be needing all the towels 'cuz I'mma make him sweat pails
(Four, three, two, fuck you.)

[Chorus]
So delicious (Super sweet)
So delicious (Fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
So delicious (Even Egbert wants a piece o' me)
I'm Karkalicious (Now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out)

[Bridge Thingy]
Baby, baby, baby,
If you really want me,
Honey get some patience.
Maybe then you'll get a taste.
I'll be tasty, tasty,
I'll be laced with lacy,
It's so tasty, tasty,
It'll make you crazy.

[Pointless Spelling]
T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty, T to the A to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the--

I'll just spell it out FOR you!

[Rap - Yes, really.]
All the time I turn around trolls gather round always sniffin' at me, wanna guess the

color of my blood.
I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up any drama, little fucker I just don't want

you to know.
And I guess I'm coming off as just a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the

secret's fucking awesome.
But I'm tryin' to tell, it's a secret that I just don't wanna tell.
Terezi says I smell...

[Hook 3]
Delicious (so delicious)
No, I don't DO Kismesis.
And if you read any fanfics
All that shit is fictitious.
I blow kisses (mwah!)
Don't matter if we're just moiraills
Trolls be lining down the Veil for a chance to fill a pail

Four, three, two, fuck you.
My body stays vicious
Zahhak's been feeling nervous 'cuz I got down to business
Nepeta's my witness (Meow~!)
I'll even let her First Ship sail
Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail

[Chorus]
So delicious (Eridan, see)
So delicious (You can trust me)
So delicious (I'll help you be)
I'm Karkalicious, l-l-like candy, candy
It's so delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
I'm Karkalicious, (She says my blood is like candy, candy)

[More Pointless Spelling]
T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty. T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin'tasty
T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty. T to the A, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the,
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the, E to the, L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the--

[Now Get ANGRY]
Now, wait just a motherfucking second!

Do I seriously have to spell this shit until the end of the fucking song?

I mean, whoever fucking WROTE the original never had access to spellcheck I guess

because T-A-S-T-E-Y does NOT spell tasty. Was this Fergie douchemuffin illiterate or

something?

What do you MEAN human rap artists are the only ones brave enough to write their own

grammatical trainwrecks and call it music!? What the fuck even is Will Smith doing?

HE DOESN'T THROW DOWN SICK FIRES ANYMORE!?

Fuck this shit, I quit.

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~DaGlaceonGal May 9, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

For some reason I think the songs spells tasty: "tastey" ಠ_ಠ

~NightmareAngel4evr May 12, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

It does.

~DaGlaceonGal May 9, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

oh nvm i never listened to the full song. but still when he spells it dont forgrt the "e" :3

~DaGlaceonGal May 9, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

forget

~LilaRocksBWAHAHAHAHA Apr 7, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

XD I love this!

~Cheylene123 Apr 2, 2013

Stick in my head now... Greeeeeeeeaaaaaaaatttttttt

~UsuiKariko Mar 30, 2013 Hobbyist Artist

~singing~

~soniawashere Mar 20, 2013 Student Digital Artist

ok i knew nothing about homestuck until my bff starts talking about it so then she tells me about this song so i go on youtube and now this is my favourite song

~AshleyAtramento Mar 12, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Oh gosh I love Broadway Karkat. XD

~AngeStrider Feb 7, 2013 Hobbyist Digital Artist

Thankies. I listen to this song every day LOL

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